
Jumping right into it, these two rather fit men turn their backs to the audience and the tugging, wrapping, twisting and tucking commences. Somewhere between the flopping and flapping of their freed Ps, the audience’s askew expressions morph into laughter and the tone of the show is set. Capes on the floor and family jewels exposed to the elements, Ritch and Fitchy engage in a little something they call “genital zumba,” which is key in dismissing the inevitable shock factor that briefly hovers among the crowd. Without further ado, the men disrobe in superhero fashion presenting their well-tailored birthday suits in all their glory.
#Puppetry of the penis movie
The two caped men introduced themselves while the stage camera flickers on in preparation to project raw footage of their peckers onto the movie screen backdrop… Yes, bigger is better in this instance. “Welcome lovers of genitalia!” Fitchy shouts as Rich joins him on stage. Not only is the mood well-lubricated from the start thanks to the hysterical opening comedian, Kristeen Von Hagen (and obviously some stiff pre-penis-show drinks), the two penis puppeteers, quickly make the audience feel at ease. You may be thinking that watching two grown men play with their wiener schnitzel for 90 minutes with 200 strangers sounds unwaveringly awkward but not to worry, it’s surprisingly funny. brave men, Rich and Fitchy, strip down to nothing but their tennis shoes (clearly they aren’t trying to compete with the Chippendales) to amuse the general public with balloon-animal-origami-esque tricks that only a Johnson is capable of. Tucked away (pun accidental but awesome) in the showroom at the Erotic Heritage Museum, two ballsy… ahem…. Yes, this unique member revue is exactly what it sounds like.

Photo courtesy of “Puppetry of the Penis.”
